How bad?

Did anyone ever used this or similar back scrubber as an implement? 

How bad is it, on a scale of one to ten? What about if it's wet?? 

Travelling

In a travelling hiatus, at least I have a legitimate excuse for not posting and not visiting other blogs right now. 

But do not fret, my dear readers, something is brewing in my head, the second part of a long abandoned story, Death, Taxes, and Belt

I was mulling over it for a while, what would be Nick's reaction. A simple spanking won't do. I need them to reconcile in a deep and profound way, after torturing each other, of course. 

Your suggestions are very welcomed!