... and I will stand up

Saturday morning edition, a fresh batch of some pun and dad jokes, all by yours truly. See yesterday post for the previous batch. Yes, when life gives you lemons, make a key lime pie. 

I have an accounting joke, it might cost me too much.

I have a librarian joke, can't find it. 

I have a surfer joke, it whooshes over.

I have a carpenter joke, but can't nail it. 

I have a plumber joke, but it can leak.

I have an excavation joke, just digging it deeper. 

I have a trader joke, but it can fall short.

I have a makeup joke that can make you blush.

I have a fisherman joke, the one that got away.

I have a bartender joke, but it's a tall order to fill.

I have a race car joke, but it disappeared too fast.

I have a baking joke, but it might not rise to the occasion.

I have a whiskey joke, but it's too old. 

I have a gun joke, but it might backfire.

I have a relationship joke, but afraid to let it go.

I have a masochist joke, only it's hard to bear.

I have a sadist joke, it's smart as a whip. 

I have a comedian joke, and I will stand up. 

Bam! 

Friday Night Fun

My dear readers, I'm really sorry for disappearing. I had my reasons, one day I will tell you more. Short version: betrayal, death in the family, and a vicious threat. All in a span of a few days back in September. 

But today, I just want to cheer everyone up. I wrote a bunch of Dad jokes today and want to share them with you. They are truly all mine!

Yours, Sore

I have a shibari joke, but I forgot how to tie it all together.

I have a D/s joke, but don't know where to submit it.

I have a DD joke, but nowhere to Head with it. 

I have an S/M joke, but it's too painful.

I have a little joke, but Daddy won't listen. 

I have a spanking joke, but you will end up red. 

I have a primal joke, but it has a bite.

I have an M/s joke, but it was hard to Master. 

I have a cooking joke, but it might burn or get roasted. 

I have a fishing joke, but it might get off the hook. 

I have a history joke, but no Friday night dates.

I have a chemistry joke, but it's missing elements.