Saturday morning edition, a fresh batch of some pun and dad jokes, all by yours truly. See yesterday post for the previous batch. Yes, when life gives you lemons, make a key lime pie.
I have an accounting joke, it might cost me too much.
I have a librarian joke, can't find it.
I have a surfer joke, it whooshes over.
I have a carpenter joke, but can't nail it.
I have a plumber joke, but it can leak.
I have an excavation joke, just digging it deeper.
I have a trader joke, but it can fall short.
I have a makeup joke that can make you blush.
I have a fisherman joke, the one that got away.
I have a bartender joke, but it's a tall order to fill.
I have a race car joke, but it disappeared too fast.
I have a baking joke, but it might not rise to the occasion.
I have a whiskey joke, but it's too old.
I have a gun joke, but it might backfire.
I have a relationship joke, but afraid to let it go.
I have a masochist joke, only it's hard to bear.
I have a sadist joke, it's smart as a whip.
I have a comedian joke, and I will stand up.
Bam!