For Hermione

Limerick #9 - For Hermione

A brilliant blogger named Hermione

Gives shivers to my heart and my knees

Lives north of forty-four

Shovels snow off her door

Between spankings and brunches, oh my oh me

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Bonnie's Corner

 

Limerick #6 - Corner time (originally written for Hermione's brunch)

Corner time is a heavy affair

Sighs, regrets, pouts, hiccups to  spare

With red bum on display

It's the price one must pay

For the pleasure of poking the bear

Bonnie: It's hard to rhyme my name.

Me: Hold my beer...

Limericks #7 and #8 - For Bonnie

Of things that will teach you our Bonnie

None can be described as baloney

Legs up, OTK, 

Hold tight, no escape,

Paddled, belted, and caned, plump or bony

Tutorials, stories, or brunches

No dungeons, no punches or munches

Whether spanko or not

You will end up hot

With smart bottom and panties in bunches 

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Carpet Beater Bonanza

#3  Carpet Beater

Carpet beater was laying around

For the carpet not bum soft and round

But the schoolgirl she is

White socks, down on her knees

Met its sting with formidable sound

This limerick was inspired by Perfectdt

#4  Adventures

Biting chips is a dangerous venture

You may end up in need of the dentures

But good girl that she is

Fondles still did blow BIKSS

Then she blogged all her recent adventures

And this one by Fondles

#5 Bonanza

JM flew a plane called Bonanza

Where rules are no panties or pants on

With the flick of her heel

She cranked up the thrill

Roger that, either hands off or hands on

Inspired by  Jean Marie

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Deceits in D.C.

Limerick #2

There is this girl in D.C.

That can't properly sit on her seat

Her boyfriend got fed

Up and painted it red

But... forgave all her silly deceits

P.S. No national monuments, even as phallic as this one, were harmed in the production of this limerick. Picture from Wiki. I can't believe I traveled all over the world but Washington is still on my bucket list.

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Mona Lisa Cries

There was once a girl from Ibiza

There was nothing else that would please 'er

Than the six of the best

May your hand never rest

Smile for me, plead and cry, Mona Lisa

PS. I swear, I didn't paint her... red 

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