Never in Anger Song

Never in anger

Never in fear

Feeding my hunger

Consciousness clear 

Voice low and curt

Cue butterflies and shivers

Willing but hurt

Is the hesitant giver 

Clear that slate

Wipe out that guilt

Never too late

To confess what I feel 

Safer than ever

Sting of the cane

Lick of the leather 

Consented and sane 

Holding high court

Not allowed to veer

Belt folded short

Spells business and tears 

Smack of the hand or

Stroke of the belt

Swish of a hanger

Doled out and dealt 

Taut, bound, and sore

It's never a game

My body and soul are

Yours only to claim 

Thud of the paddle

Whisk of the whip

Rise off the saddle

Taking the leap 

Drowned in pain

Covered in snot

Naked and seen

Judged I'm not 

Bye, dear fairies

Back on your lap

Humbled and bleary

Closing the gap 

Seeking surrender

Crimson and over

Sinfully tender

Dutiful lover 

Malleable rebel

Cherished and loved

By the guardian devil 

Sent from above 

Stilled, acquiesced

And knelt in the night

Thanks for the rescue 

My fearless knight

It's all in the details

This is a Sharon Kovacs picture off Spotify 

You're probably confused by the picture above. I will get to that in the moment.

Now, every year in December Spotify graciously presents me with a list of songs and artists I listened the most throughout the year, all wrapped up in a fancy slideshow. No surprise there, Sharon Kovacs got the top spot. I really like her seductive voice with a tiny bit of a lisp. This song, Bang Bang, is not only quite kinky, here is a bit of a taste of Ms Kovacs' lyrical talents:

Baby oh, come to me

Like you used to down on your knees

You do as you're told

Wearing your blindfold

Here on the rubber sheet

Baby, don't be scared

You're all tied up and going nowhere

So take a moment

Savor the moment

And then realize how much I care

...but it was a completely different line that kept me awake at night:

You're chillin' out at minus ten degrees

Inside my deepfreeze

Mind you, the song is about a murder, I listened to it numerous times, and that line "minus ten degrees" rubbed the wrong way, time after time. Finally, my inner nerd takes the matter into its own hands and goes to check the freezer setting (hence, the picture) AND googles the recommended settings as well. 

My inner nerd to Ms Kovacs: 

Darling, your food and whatever else you are keeping there will go bad, if you won't change the setting to minus eighteen. Please, for my sanity sake.

Or maybe she knew that it should be eighteen, but the word is one syllable longer, and she decided to use ten instead. Or being the artistic spirit, she doesn't care about her freezer setting and doesn't use it at all. I wonder, if I found that line, are there any other trolls, for the lack of a better word, already discussing it on Reddit or Quora. Should I research the matter any further? Should I make Google cry from desperation? Hmm, so many questions. 

Thank you for reading my PSA and the vent of the day! You are more that welcome to vent in the comments.

A Bottom Song

For Bonnie who redefined the word Bottom

Sassy bottom
Testing bottom
Itchy bottom  
Scorned

Teasing bottom 
Mocking bottom 
Craving bottom 
Warned

Bratty bottom
Topping bottom
Needy bottom 
Tried

Wronged bottom
Scolded bottom
Railing bottom 
Fight

Worried bottom 
Dancing bottom 
Squirmy bottom
Knelt

Naked bottom  
Stinging bottom 
Warming bottom
Dealt

Wiggling bottom 
Blocking bottom
Kicking bottom
Struggled

Holding bottom
Smarting bottom
Reddened bottom
Doubled

Crying bottom
Begging bottom 
Sobbing bottom 
Pleads

Sorry bottom 
Softened bottom
Quiet bottom
Peace

Light bottom 
Safe bottom
Loved bottom
Floats

Hugged bottom 
Rubbed bottom
Soothed bottom
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