#3 Carpet Beater
Carpet beater was laying around
For the carpet not bum soft and round
But the schoolgirl she is
White socks, down on her knees
Met its sting with formidable sound
This limerick was inspired by Perfectdt
#4 Adventures
Biting chips is a dangerous venture
You may end up in need of the dentures
But good girl that she is
Fondles still did blow BIKSS
Then she blogged all her recent adventures
And this one by Fondles
#5 Bonanza
JM flew a plane called Bonanza
Where rules are no panties or pants on
With the flick of her heel
She cranked up the thrill
Roger that, either hands off or hands on
Inspired by Jean Marie
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ReplyDeleteBonnie is here!!! I'm working my way through your limericks, all marvelous. By the way, Bonnie rhymes with baloney, so, sit tight :-) Hermione, on the other hand, is much harder to rhyme but I got some ideas...
DeleteI decided to bestow a limerick on each blogger I follow or comment here, so if anyone wants to opt out or opt in, it's your time to chime in.
I haven't done a Limerick in ages. Perhaps I should give it a go.
ReplyDeletePrefectdt
You must give it it a go, kind sir. For me a limerick has three crucial components: a story, crisp rhymes, and a tongue in cheek message, or a moral.
DeleteFor example, the line 'Roger that' was in original JM's story but it also refers to our all-time second favourite activity.
Also LOVED the one on "corner time" for this week's brunch!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed writing that one sooo much. My proudest moment is "the pleasure of poking the bear"
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