Sunday, February 5, 2023

Carpet Beater Bonanza

#3  Carpet Beater

Carpet beater was laying around

For the carpet not bum soft and round

But the schoolgirl she is

White socks, down on her knees

Met its sting with formidable sound

This limerick was inspired by Perfectdt

#4  Adventures

Biting chips is a dangerous venture

You may end up in need of the dentures

But good girl that she is

Fondles still did blow BIKSS

Then she blogged all her recent adventures

And this one by Fondles

#5 Bonanza

JM flew a plane called Bonanza

Where rules are no panties or pants on

With the flick of her heel

She cranked up the thrill

Roger that, either hands off or hands on

Inspired by  Jean Marie

To read all Limericks click here.


  1. Replies
    1. Bonnie is here!!! I'm working my way through your limericks, all marvelous. By the way, Bonnie rhymes with baloney, so, sit tight :-) Hermione, on the other hand, is much harder to rhyme but I got some ideas...
      I decided to bestow a limerick on each blogger I follow or comment here, so if anyone wants to opt out or opt in, it's your time to chime in.

  2. I haven't done a Limerick in ages. Perhaps I should give it a go.


    1. You must give it it a go, kind sir. For me a limerick has three crucial components: a story, crisp rhymes, and a tongue in cheek message, or a moral.
      For example, the line 'Roger that' was in original JM's story but it also refers to our all-time second favourite activity.

  3. Also LOVED the one on "corner time" for this week's brunch!

    1. I enjoyed writing that one sooo much. My proudest moment is "the pleasure of poking the bear"