Limerick #6 - Corner time (originally written for Hermione's brunch)
Corner time is a heavy affair
Sighs, regrets, pouts, hiccups to spare
With red bum on display
It's the price one must pay
For the pleasure of poking the bear
Bonnie: It's hard to rhyme my name.
Me: Hold my beer...
Limericks #7 and #8 - For Bonnie
Of things that will teach you our Bonnie
None can be described as baloney
Legs up, OTK,
Hold tight, no escape,
Paddled, belted, and caned, plump or bony
Tutorials, stories, or brunches
No dungeons, no punches or munches
Whether spanko or not
You will end up hot
With smart bottom and panties in bunches
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You are the undisputed champ at this!
ReplyDeleteThanks, JM! Still my favourite line remains "For the pleasure of poking the bear"
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the tribute. Challenge accepted.
ReplyDeleteThere once was a gal named Bonnie
Who wore a red thong so scrawny
Her man likes her bare
Sets a flame back there
Snapping his bad Loopy Johnny
Wow, all hail Bonnie!
DeleteHilarious! I wasn't expecting poetry so early in the morning. Great job, Sore and Bonnie.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Hermione
Thank you, Hermione! You are next...
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