Let's start it with a BANG

Happy New Year, everyone! Let's start it with a BANG. 

Our dear Bonnie put together  the most comprehensive list of 100 ways to say spanking without mentioning the word, posted here by lovely Hermione here: Let me count the ways, 

And I just loved it, and then felt that I do have a few additions, some are the play on oldies, others are completely made up by yours truly. 

Full disclosure, no bums, kittens, or feelings were harmed in the production of this list. Please keep in mind, that it's complimentary to Bonnie's list. And I will keep coming back to it with additions. 

Very NEW additions:
    Bum-mer 

Before:

    Sent to cut the switches

    Lowered my panties

    Pulled down the panties

    Bit my lip

    Felt breeze on the bare

    Yanked her pants down NEW

    Had it coming NEW

    Got his undivided attention NEW

During:

    Made things right NEW

    Right the wrong NEW

    Set the record straight NEW

    Had a talk

    Learned my lesson

    Drove the message home

    Gave a piece of mind

    Made sorrier

    Got the six of the best

    Counted my blessings

    Belted

    Brought down the belt

    Paddle, punctuated

    These slippers aren't made for walking

    Solo with the hairbrush

    Ping-pong for one

    A date with Citizen Cane

    A taste of leather

    Weeping with willow

    Dressing-down

    Thrashing 

    Meted out justice

    Laid down the law

    Played the backside bongos

    

    Straightened up NEW

    Undressed and addressed NEW

    Bit the biscuit/pillow/bullet NEW

    Served with a wooden spoon NEW

    Reined in and rained on NEW

    Mastered and commanded NEW

    Called the shots and shouts NEW

    Tend and attend NEW

    Run the backside show NEW

    Curtly Corrected NEW

    Settled a scorching score NEW

    Kept calm and carried on NEW and my new favourite!

After:

    A very sorry girl

    Hot red in the corner

    Rub that bum

    In need of aloe gel

    Put back that belt

    Fainting fingerprints NEW

    Lasting lashes NEW

After after:

    Sleep on my tummy

    Sit on the pillow

    Chairs are hard

    ...but his hand is harder

    Eat while standing

    Can't sit for a week

Location location location:

    Took a trip to the couch

    Grabbed those ankles

    Bent over easy

    Benched

    Diapered

    Tied and tried

    Bent and bound

    Knelt and dealt

Colour:

    Painted red

    Earned my stripes

    Blushed those cheeks

    Marks of the beast

    Reddened rear

    Fifty shades of crimson

Purpose:

    Attended TEA party (TEA=The Establishing Authority)

    Showed who's the boss  

    Taken down a notch

    Changed that tone

    Grounded

    Stress decompressed

    Doled out discipline

    Maintenance day

    Brat busted

    When bratting worked

    Thoroughly scolded

    A lesson to remember

    Young lady's special

    No swearing zone

    Better than the soap

    Fun with the buns

    Good girl tanning

Feels:

    Taken care of 

    Tough loved

    Cleaned the slate

    Silent and surrendered

    Sore but forgiven

    Peace restored

Which one is your favourite?