UPDATE: for the most updated list of all the stories please click on the Almond Croissant or on My Stories
Good things are worth repeating twice: yep, Kept Calm and Carried On. (The picture is of the Original 1939 poster, Public Domain. Thank you, Wiki!)
The famous list of how to say you-know-what without using the actual word, got A LOT of additions, and hopefully will keep growing.
For the full list click here: Let's start it with a BANG! which was complimentary to Bonnie's list that you can find here: Let me count the ways
If we are already talking about Bonnie, this song was dedicated to Bonnie: A Bottom Song
And more shameless plugs, to read all my stories, just click on the tag FICTION or follow the current Izzie + Nick timeline:
Early vanilla days but quite steamy:
Good Girl
Good Girl
Count Me Down NEW
The Disaster a.k.a. Sore is More (coming soon)
Reconciliation (coming soon)
Negotiation (coming soon)
Fun and Games:
Which one is your favourite story so far and why? Let's encourage some constructive criticism. Permission to speak freely.
Did you read all the stories, no? Then you gotta get one from the promised additions:
Before: Yanked her pants down NEW
Had it coming NEW Got his undivided attention NEW
During: Made things right NEW Right the wrong NEW Set the record straight NEW
Straightened up NEW Undressed and addressed NEW Bit the biscuit/pillow/bullet NEW Served with a wooden spoon NEW Reined in and rained on NEW Mastered and commanded NEW Called the shots and shouts NEW Tend and attend NEW Run the backside show NEW Curtly corrected NEW Settled a scorching score NEW Kept calm and carried on NEW and my new favourite!
After: Fainting fingerprints NEW
Lasting lashes NEW
and more, in no particular order: Taut and taught NEW
Which one is your new favourite?
As always, I appreciate each and every one of your comments, because without them, as Bonnie once said, it's not different from a teenager's diary kept under the mattress.
Yanked her pants down NEW
Had it coming NEW
Got his undivided attention NEW
During:
Made things right NEW
Right the wrong NEW
Set the record straight NEW
Straightened up NEW
Undressed and addressed NEW
Bit the biscuit/pillow/bullet NEW
Served with a wooden spoon NEW
Reined in and rained on NEW
Mastered and commanded NEW
Called the shots and shouts NEW
Tend and attend NEW
Run the backside show NEW
Curtly corrected NEW
Settled a scorching score NEW
Kept calm and carried on NEW and my new favourite!
After:
Fainting fingerprints NEW
Lasting lashes NEW
and more, in no particular order:
Taut and taught NEW
Which one is your new favourite?
As always, I appreciate each and every one of your comments, because without them, as Bonnie once said, it's not different from a teenager's diary kept under the mattress.
I want to share my two cents worth, but this won't clarify anything. I'm sorry to be contrary, but I just cannot choose just one. I love your writing, and have said so as individual pieces have been posted. You blew me away at how you've excelled in coming up with SO MANY creative alternate terms! I simply cannot choose one favorite among so many great ones! Please just keep doing what you do so well!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for the kind and thoughtful words, Jean Marie! I know you read all my posts and comment on them a lot for which I'm so grateful. I still owe you a story about the diaper position (working on it!), which I'm officially renaming into legs-up.
DeleteFor those who missed on JM's own poignant and eloquent story, here it is: https://butt-stuff.blog/2022/12/30/814-head-over-heels-and-vice-versa/
As JM says above…very difficult to choose just one but here goes…served with a wooden spoon!
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Good choice, Sophie! All hail pervertables! and, as always, thank you for stopping by.
DeleteI sincerely hope that I did not derail others from commenting by saying that I love ALL your work! One cannot err by choosing ANY of your pieces; I love the voice that comes through in your work!
ReplyDeleteWarmly,
Jean Marie
Oy, JM, don't jinx it. You can comment any time and as often you wish, my dear.
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